The general feeling of goodwill and happiness from the Christmas and New Year period seems to have passed now so it is a good time to discuss what the coming years have in store. As most of you would know already, the Earth is slowly spinning away and blissfully unaware of impending DOOM!
With great stupidity through the ages shining forth through prophecies, as well as general madness with the two often combining we have many cases where someone has said the world was coming to an end. In most cases, if the person is still alive after their prophecy, then they will say they meant ‘spiritual’ or ‘political’ change. With the year 2012 approaching the world is storing grain in giant underground silos here are some great things to look forward to:
- The Coming of the Anti-Christ: Yes, the anti-christ should rock up pretty soon which is a pretty big bummer, but after all the hellfire etc etc the big Kahuna in the sky has something of a surprise for anyone lucky enough to survive. Visit http://www.worldtocome.org/ to be eerily bored? (I put a question mark there so it looks like it isn’t a statement, Christians can get angry too…).
- J-MAN Comeback Tour: Yes, Jesus, and not Michael Jackson will come back. What will he look like? What will he wear? Will he look ‘a little like all of us’? Check out news on the latest tour.
- The complete and utter end to the world: Yep, good ol’ Earth should finish its long run in some kind of cosmic, ecological, religious and political disasters. The following is a dramatization (or is it real???)
While of this sounds pretty bad there is some things to look forward to:
– The Introduction of the “Google Brain Chip” which will allow you to be connected all the time and forever searching the internet.
– Gigantic Bombs that are fun and can destroy entire planets *theoretically*.
So until next time thank you for reading and be safe, and if you see a nuclear missile coming remember to stop, drop, and roll.
- America Really is Doomed (zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com)
- Who is the Antichrist?. (greatriversofhope.wordpress.com)
- 9/11 End Times Doom Comet To Be Visible (talesfromthelou.wordpress.com)
- Robots to get own network, humanity doomed yet again (infocult.typepad.com)