With new furniture comes new kitchen upgrades. Image by Orin Zebest via Flickr
If you have been paying attention to my Ebay experiment and advice you should already be well on your way to becoming an online billionaire! So what does a sexy young bachelor do with all that spare Internet money I hear you ask? Well, what better way to celebrate then by upgrading your current bachelor pad?
- Remember, ‘gaudy’ and ‘kitsch’ are just nonsense words invented by the Kaiser to confuse his enemies during the Great War.
- You can never have too much fluffy furry things in your house.
- Leopard print furniture is awesome.
- Round furniture is great and try to avoid having any straight edges in your new bachelor pad!
Pointless Walls
The first thing you should do is head out and buy a sledgehammer to get rid of all those pesky walls. Without walls you will have a roomy and airy feel about your home and have Puff Daddy style parties while also making sure everyone outside can see what fun you’re having.
Beds Are For Losers
Get all oriental on everyone’s asses and buy futons, bamboo mats and other funky Asian styled furnishings. Normal beds are sad and if it doesn’t at least rotate then forget it. With your new bachelor pad you will be partying so hard anyway that you won’t need to sleep. You’ll have you’re guests screaming “This place is great with no beds cause I can’t sleep from all of this nose candy pumping through my booodddyyyy!”
Lighting Effects Get the Ladies
Last of all get your lighting effects in order and make sure your home is strobe lit. You will also need lots of coloured lights that change colour so your guests think they are partying in a Christmas tree. Lava lamps also never go out of style so stock up and be cool!
Good luck on the upgrade Pimp Master!
