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With the stock markets tanking and rich bankers missing out on possible hundreds of thousands of dollars the world really needs to stand behind our rich and generous elite.
For years the wealthy people of the world have looked down on us (and us, adoringly up at them) from their ivory towers.
The blood bath in global stocks and Western governments broke from giving all their money to the rich during the last financial crisis means we, the poor, really need to chip in!
Starting from today there will be collection buckets at your local pub (or ‘bar’ if you are in America or Canada) to help out CEOs, stock market brokers and others having their multi-million dollar portfolio suffer.
One of the best things you can do is keep paying your overly expensive mortgage on your ridiculously expensive house (caused by investors eating all the housing stock) as you can feel good that this will go a little way to helping a rich person.
Rich people all over the world have had to stop making huge profits on stock markets and have suffered because of the high price of gold.
With gold being close to $2000 an ounce rich wives with big fake boobs have to suffer with less gaudy gold jewellery.
If you have gold in your teeth please consider pulling it out and donating it to one of the wealthy elite, God knows they need it.
Don’t worry rich folk, the poor will give to you so that you no longer have to suffer in your mansion worrying about your loss of revenue.
The Daily Show on September 21st had a funny segment in a similar vein,
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-21-2011/moneybrawl—the-extinction-of-subway–bill-o-reilly—the-super-rich (this may only work in US but should provide a link to watch in you geographic location).