She really speaks to me! Image via Wikipedia
The world is running in to a global financial disaster and who does the world have to rely on to do the right thing? Silvio Belusconi. That’s a worrying thought that while we might all be losing our jobs, Silvio will be getting all “Bunga Bunga” and spending money on hookers and b-grade celebrities.
How to Stuff the PIIGS
Portugal, Iceland, Italy, Ireland and Spain are not in great shape and have had money poured into them from other European countries who, ironically, look like they are running out of money too. So how would a bank fix this?
Use yourself as an example. If you went into your bank and said “I have used all my money by living beyond my means, I need a heap more so I can continue to live this way” what do you think the Bank would say…. Nothing nice I would presume.
So the answer is not, as sexy Angela Merkel would say – give them more money – but rather cut them off. The whole situation is like giving an addict more drugs to help their addiction because they can no longer afford them.
China Champions
Matches the colour of this site. Is Ineligible Bachelor a Communist conspiracy? Image via Wikipedia
Europe and other nations are still counting on China to come and save the world when a few decades ago they were a bit wary of it invading everyone they could. It seems the Chinese are doing well, but behind their rice paper figures lies the truth of a false economy. Do most Chinese people look like they are doing well? As a totalitarian regime you can pretty much release any figures you please and as a Wikileaks release showed, even Chinese communist party figures do not believe the hype.
Where to From Here?
Let's all join Silvio in a Bunga Bunga dance as the world burns! Image via Wikipedia
As I had mentioned in an earlier post when all of this financial meltdown started, the best option is to sell everything, buy toilet paper, bottled water and your favourite magazines before the printing presses stop and we are forced to live like Mad Max.
I would also recommend saving all your favourite websites to your harddrive as the coming Nuclear war wipes out most of the infrastructure via EMP blasts (I saw it on Jericho). Stay safe, and until I will see you all in the bread lines!
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