The Ineligible Bachelor Archive

  • At long long last we are finally going to be selling much needed bachelor supplies to the masses through our awesome site, Ineligible Bachelor, in case you were wondering at the lack of updates at the moment, this has been the reason! We have been sourcing products from far and...

    The Ineligible Bachelor Emporium is Coming!

    At long long last we are finally going to be selling much needed bachelor supplies to the masses through our awesome site, Ineligible Bachelor, in case you were wondering at the lack of updates at the moment, this has been the reason! We have been sourcing products from far and...

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  •   If doing Keg Stands on Superbowl Sunday is in your near future, but watching your girlish figure is still a priority for you, then consider making these Healthy Halftime Superbowl Snacks from The Fresh Diet, America’s premier at-home meal delivery plan that serves calorie-portioned meals to clients nationwide.  “Cutting...

    Healthy Halftime Superbowl Snacks

      If doing Keg Stands on Superbowl Sunday is in your near future, but watching your girlish figure is still a priority for you, then consider making these Healthy Halftime Superbowl Snacks from The Fresh Diet, America’s premier at-home meal delivery plan that serves calorie-portioned meals to clients nationwide.  “Cutting...

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  • The world is running in to a global financial disaster and who does the world have to rely on to do the right thing? Silvio Belusconi. That’s a worrying thought that while we might all be losing our jobs, Silvio will be getting all “Bunga Bunga” and spending money on...

    How to Fix Global Financial Problems

    The world is running in to a global financial disaster and who does the world have to rely on to do the right thing? Silvio Belusconi. That’s a worrying thought that while we might all be losing our jobs, Silvio will be getting all “Bunga Bunga” and spending money on...

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  • The Internet and Google in particular has become a part of everyday life and stores much of our data and even our contacts with friends. So what would happen if you become Internetless without any notice?   The Rise of Skynet One great reason for avoiding online activity is that...

    What Do You Do Without Internet?

    The Internet and Google in particular has become a part of everyday life and stores much of our data and even our contacts with friends. So what would happen if you become Internetless without any notice?   The Rise of Skynet One great reason for avoiding online activity is that...

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  • With the stock markets tanking and rich bankers missing out on possible hundreds of thousands of dollars the world really needs to stand behind our rich and generous elite. For years the wealthy people of the world have looked down on us (and us, adoringly up at them) from their...

    Save All the Rich People!

    With the stock markets tanking and rich bankers missing out on possible hundreds of thousands of dollars the world really needs to stand behind our rich and generous elite. For years the wealthy people of the world have looked down on us (and us, adoringly up at them) from their...

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  • If you have been paying attention to my Ebay experiment and advice you should already be well on your way to becoming an online billionaire! So what does a sexy young bachelor do with all that spare Internet money I hear you ask? Well, what better way to celebrate then...

    Renovating Your Bachelor Pad

    If you have been paying attention to my Ebay experiment and advice you should already be well on your way to becoming an online billionaire! So what does a sexy young bachelor do with all that spare Internet money I hear you ask? Well, what better way to celebrate then...

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  • With the success and massive huge, spectacular response to the ebay series I have continued my wacky little experiments with Ebay by seeing if I can be like a real life pirate. When I was young I used to watch this really really creep puppet version of treasure island on...

    My Ebay Experiment – I’m a Pirate, YAARR

    With the success and massive huge, spectacular response to the ebay series I have continued my wacky little experiments with Ebay by seeing if I can be like a real life pirate. When I was young I used to watch this really really creep puppet version of treasure island on...

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  • It is beginning to look like America and Europe are slowly collapsing in on themselves and will probably take the entire world with them. It seems I am not the only one having problems paying their bills as Greece as well as Italy now try and give the world and...

    The Financial Sky Is Falling!

    It is beginning to look like America and Europe are slowly collapsing in on themselves and will probably take the entire world with them. It seems I am not the only one having problems paying their bills as Greece as well as Italy now try and give the world and...

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  • As I write this I am adjusting to life as a non-bachelor, to be more precise I am now engaged. This is a common occurance throughout the world and blogging as a bachelor is a bit silly now I am ready to settle down… wait a minute, do guys really...

    Being a Bachelor No More!

    As I write this I am adjusting to life as a non-bachelor, to be more precise I am now engaged. This is a common occurance throughout the world and blogging as a bachelor is a bit silly now I am ready to settle down… wait a minute, do guys really...

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  •   So why the hell have I put “Facebook” at the end of the title for my latest column post? Well, my little internet friend it all has to do with wacky keywords. As a blog writer I depend on little old keywords to lure unsuspecting internet users to my...

    My Ebay: A Silly Keyword Awakening. Facebook. Twitter

      So why the hell have I put “Facebook” at the end of the title for my latest column post? Well, my little internet friend it all has to do with wacky keywords. As a blog writer I depend on little old keywords to lure unsuspecting internet users to my...

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